Dear Lord Obama

Dear Lord Obama
Please forgive me my lack of faith
I did not believe in you before yesterday
But now I do.

I now know there will be no more wars, no more terrorism committed against us

America will be beloved by the world.

I believe that now the economy will rebound, then grow forever
…that the sick shall be healed
...that the earth shall be healed
...that the oceans will stop their rising
...that socialism is the natural order of man
...that dependency is the natural state of man

And Great and Gracious Lord, I now realize that I was a racist for not understanding this before.

Please forgive me!

O Lord Obama, please hear my plea.