To lower oil prices: a modest proposal
This is sort of a recipe to lower oil prices. Some ingrediants are kinda exotic.
First, 'acquire' a group of 50 individuals comprised of:
Oil speculators (35)
OPEC leaders (10)
Oil company executives (5)
Take all 50 into a single large room. Separate into 2 groups of 25 each. Identify a group A and group B.
Line each group against opposite walls, facing the wall.
Then...
Put a bullet into the back of the head of every 5th person in group A, working from right to left
Give cell phones to group B
Put a bullet into the back of the head of every 5th remaining person in group A, working from left to right
Check oil prices. If too high
Then...
Put a bullet into the back of the head of every 5th person in group B, working from right to left
Give cell phones to group A
Repeat as necessary until oil prices moderate.
First, 'acquire' a group of 50 individuals comprised of:
Oil speculators (35)
OPEC leaders (10)
Oil company executives (5)
Take all 50 into a single large room. Separate into 2 groups of 25 each. Identify a group A and group B.
Line each group against opposite walls, facing the wall.
Then...
Put a bullet into the back of the head of every 5th person in group A, working from right to left
Give cell phones to group B
Put a bullet into the back of the head of every 5th remaining person in group A, working from left to right
Check oil prices. If too high
Then...
Put a bullet into the back of the head of every 5th person in group B, working from right to left
Give cell phones to group A
Repeat as necessary until oil prices moderate.
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