It's so hard out here for a ...

... white man.

Whom to hate more:

A black man

or

A white woman?

So many hatreds being a white man.

So hard to choose.

Guess I'll have to make it a coin toss.

Nora Ephron wrote: "This is an election about whether the people of Pennsylvania hate blacks more than they hate women. And when I say people, I don’t mean people, I mean white men."

Now, I'm a white man in Florida, but I have problems too.

Thanks to Nora, everyone now knows how hard we white men have it.

It's kinda nice being understood.