Religion of the Magic Masks

UPDATED:  July 29, 2021 

One year later and the Religion of the Magic Masks is still around and preparing another INQUISITION.

July 29, 2020

I've heard it said that America is no longer a nation of religious faith.

That may be true as to Christianity but there is so much faith in another religion.

This is the true religion of MAGIC and it is proselytized by the federal and state and local governments. In fact you can be fined and jailed if you do not at least appear to be a true believer.

Of course I'm talking about the religious belief that a viral pandemic can be stopped by wearing cloth masks, that a virus can only be spread within 6 feet of a carrier AND NO FARTHER, that habitual hand washing and sanitizing will appease the virus gods AND that we must all shelter in our own temples praying until the virus gods tell us that they will kill no more of our fellow acolytes.

Me...apparently I have no faith of any kind.

I fully expect the Virus Inquisition to come for me during early morning hours. Either I will be forcefully Sanitized or Discarded like a empty used alcohol bottle.

Oh, yeah...America IS very religious these days and heretics will be held accountable for not showing their faith in the true gods.