How not to get selected for jury duty

A local resident, all classy and such, found a great way to get off from jury duty.

Her plan, and it worked great, was simple.

Call the judge an "asshole."

Works every time. But there can be downside.

At a hearing later in the afternoon, McCune sentenced Muller to three days in jail and ordered her to pay court costs and fines.

So it depends on just how badly you want to get out of jury service.

Her opinion now?

“I really wasn’t trying to make him look like a fool,” Muller said later. “If anybody looked like a fool, it was me for saying it. But it don’t matter now, because he already put my ass in here,” she said.

Her advice to others?

As for advice to others trying to avoid jury duty who don’t want to end up in jail, she advised: “Don’t say any cuss words at all. Maybe even ‘damn’ will get you kicked out.”