What's Happening in Marion you ask?

Well, these Ocala Star-Banner articles will tell you lots.

Detective: Child molester says devil made me do it

Detectives look for two after Shores shoot-out

Sheriff's Office: Man threatens to stab a woman, kill himself

Sheriff's Office: Arguing boyfriend throws baby to the floor

'Pregnant' woman charged with fraud

Pretty typical day, actually.

Come to Florida, folks.

(We need more victims for our scum.)