Motivated in Marion
That is definitely what one of our punks is...motivated.
OCALA - The Ocala Police Department and Marion County Sheriff's Office are offering a combined reward of up to $5,000 for information leading to the arrest of the armed bandit who has held up five people in the past three days.
Detectives at both agencies are making a concerted effort to find the hooded robber who has robbed or attempted to rob people in parking lots around Ocala.
But he's not too competent.
He let two victims off, and got 11 cents from another. It would almost be laughable, but the punk's got a gun. And it seems practice has made his heists better...or at least bolder. His last parking lot holdup got $180.
Officials said the SR 200 robber was described as an 18- to 25-year-old white male about 5 feet 7 inches tall and roughly 140 pounds. He was wearing a blue hooded sweatshirt and blue jean shorts.
Frankly, the piss ant needs to meet up with someone else who has a gun.
I think I may just go shopping this evening.
OCALA - The Ocala Police Department and Marion County Sheriff's Office are offering a combined reward of up to $5,000 for information leading to the arrest of the armed bandit who has held up five people in the past three days.
Detectives at both agencies are making a concerted effort to find the hooded robber who has robbed or attempted to rob people in parking lots around Ocala.
But he's not too competent.
He let two victims off, and got 11 cents from another. It would almost be laughable, but the punk's got a gun. And it seems practice has made his heists better...or at least bolder. His last parking lot holdup got $180.
Officials said the SR 200 robber was described as an 18- to 25-year-old white male about 5 feet 7 inches tall and roughly 140 pounds. He was wearing a blue hooded sweatshirt and blue jean shorts.
Frankly, the piss ant needs to meet up with someone else who has a gun.
I think I may just go shopping this evening.
posted by RightinFlorida | 7:06 PM
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