Bill Clinton confirms that global warming is bogus

It's official. Bill Clinton has assured me that man-made global warming is mostly BS.

How? By insisting it's real.

Here's how it works.

Bill Clinton is an opportunist. He is also a liar. (He's also human excrement, but that's another issue.) Ergo, anything he says, you can be assured the opposite is true.

Here's how Reuters reports it: "Former President Bill Clinton said on Saturday global warming is a greater threat to the future than terrorism and that the United States and other countries must "get off our butts" and do something about it."

I feel better now.

Especially since Reuters also "objectively" states: "The United States is considered the largest emitter of the "greenhouse gases" blamed for global warming. President George W. Bush has said that global warming may be occurring but its cause is not clear. Generally, it is believed that the burning of fossil fuels is the primary cause of climate change."

You gotta love that last sentence. Yeah, those damn SUVs killed the dinosaurs, caused the little ice age and are responsible for melting the Martian polar ice caps. Hey, assholes! Maybe something larger and outside of our control, such as meteors or the Sun, is the real culprit. Spending ourselves into poverty to control that which can't be controlled is insane.