How I think voting will go

I'll be voting in a couple of hours and I'm feeling pretty confident in the result.

I was never as depressed as I would have been if I believed in the poll results over the past few months.

Because I don't believe the polls are accurate.

Not since 2000.

And especially this year.

Even the polling companies that try to get an appropriate number of Republicans and Democrats (they fail, of course) make an inherent mistake when it comes to "Independents" because of lies.

Most of these 'independent' responders are actually Democrats. And since they are Democrats, they are liars. Ergo, Democrats are over represented because a larger number of Democrats, leftists and (other) Bush-haters are polled.

So I remain confident that a maximum of only 10 House and 3 Senate seats will turn Democrat.

But maybe I need to check my medication level. I'm not usually so optimistic.

UPDATE (11/08/06)

No wait. It wasn't optimism. It was my drugs.

Now it makes sense.