Dumb and Dumber

A couple of local geniuses. A store employee steals from her employer with the help of two friends. Then they finger some one else. BUT forget (or unaware) there is a security camera that caught what actually happened.

This was a good thing for the fingered suspect. He had an alibi, but 2 of the criminals insisted he was the one. I think there might have been a hint of racism. You see, the ‘suspect’ was white, as mentioned in the story. That’s the only race mentioned in the article.

According to the Marion County Sheriff's Office, Sabrina Miller stated that while on duty, a white male whom she knew came into the store with a handgun and demanded money. Miller told detectives the man said he would kill her if she didn't give him money.

Kerri Barker, a friend of Miller, was in the store at the time and corroborated her story. Both women identified the suspect from his driver's license photo.

Unbeknownst to the women, the store surveillance video showed a different male subject and there appeared to be no actual robbery, but a theft by Miller and friends. The named subject was located, but did not match the male in the video and had witnesses to verify his whereabouts during the time of the incident.

And NO we’re not proud of just how stupid some of our would-be crooks are.